So, this is where I’m supposed to tell you about myself. The only thing you really need to know about me – besides me being a really great human being – is that I’ve been doing computers since before they were personal – since 1978. I designed and built a computer from SCRATCH: chips, wires, pins, cables, display modules, keyboard modules, and other electronic components that, piled and wired together, did math (that was actually a calculator but that’s what they called “computers” back then). I was doing computers back in the days when there was no such thing as a user interface. That Mac or PC mousing-around-in-a-nice-pretty-picture with a pointy-clicky thing? That wasn’t even a gleam in Jobs’ or Gates’ or anybody else’s eyes (Xerox PARC thought of it first. Really)!

So really, all YOU have to do is contact me when you need to have your computer cleaned of all the ugware that’s slowing it down and throwing up so many ads that you can’t even run your browser any more. [PS- I do everything remotely. No matter where you are in the world, I can get to your PC and clean it of all the nastiness you let get on it.]

So, here’s how you can reach me: just fill in the form below and I’ll get back to you asap. Since I may be helping others, eating, sleeping, or out on the golf course (yes!), asap could be up to 36 hours.

In the meantime, stop doing naughty things on your computer!